toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others
lunalookalike:


the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

submissiveinclination:

lilmisssblueeyes:

submissiveinclination, I feel as though its our duty to try each and every one of these recipes, just sayin’

29 Genius Ways To Consume More Tequila

i am so in….
~smirk~

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

We’ll start with the riding crop (Unaired pilot)

You’re a total twat

I love you.
I want to spent the rest of my life loving you.
But dear god, you are a cock-head.
You are a total twat.

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.