I may like you a lot but I guarantee that I like tacos more. Batman and Game of Thrones and SuperWhoLock and Love and Literature.
Pop Culture Vulture.
I love you.
I want to spent the rest of my life loving you.
But dear god, you are a cock-head.
You are a total twat.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
permanent to do list
plot twist: cody hits the golden button, which releases tim brecht and his lawyer into the house so we can watch his and christine’s divorce be finalized live on tv