I may like you a lot but I guarantee that I like tacos more. Batman and Game of Thrones and SuperWhoLock and Love and Literature.
Pop Culture Vulture.
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
- Always say yes to seeing friends
- Eat breakfast every day
- Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
- Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
- There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
- Appreciate the people in your life
- Look for the good in everything
- Try new things and try them often
- Treat yourself as well as you treat others
the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay
My anaconda will consider it
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
We’ll start with the riding crop (Unaired pilot)
I love you.
I want to spent the rest of my life loving you.
But dear god, you are a cock-head.
You are a total twat.